Every Sexual Innuendo used by R. Kelly. Ever. In the History of All Music.
If you can’t find a word in here to woo your Lover-To-Be, just put on an R. Kelly mixtape and watch as she’s whisked away by the sounds of the newest US President. A sample of the list is below, and you can see the full list here:
262 Pounds of Pot Falls from the Sky in San Diego
“These suspected drug dealers got high. Really high.
But the marijuana they allegedly hoped to deliver won’t be getting anyone high.
The U.S. Customs and Border Protection found more than 260 pounds of marijuana bundled tightly together in San Diego last Monday, and arrested two men who allegedly showed up to claim the prize, NBC Bay Area reported.
Officials say an ultra-light aircraft coming from Mexico dropped the massive payload — which was tied to a large metal cage used to hold cargo — in a field near Brown Field Airport. The Office of Air and Marine tracked the plane as it crossed the border.”
It’s going to be really hard to claim that it was your friends when it’s over 200 lbs.
World’s Fastest Piano Juggler
“Really cool, but sometimes a note goes up when it should go down etc. Ahh well!” — Fwuzeem